Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Sabrina and the Beanstalk (1998)
Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman
Quotes
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Wicked Witch : You two are dead meat
[yelling to Sabrina and Harvey]
Salem Saberhagen : Back off lady it's the 90's nobody eats mortals anymore
Wicked Witch : And I'll have kitty for dessert.
Salem Saberhagen : Would you look at the time
[jumps off the beanstalk]
Sabrina Spellman : I hope you land on your feet
[yells to Salem as he falls past her]
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Sabrina Spellman : Hey, who ate all the Wheat-ios?
Salem Saberhagen : Did you know Addis Ababa is the capital of Ethiopia? Not that I'm trying to change the subject.
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Hilda Spellman : Is there anything that I can get rid of?
Sabrina Spellman : You?
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Hilda Spellman : So did you finish your project?
Sabrina Spellman : No.
Zelda Spellman : Did you start your project?
Sabrina Spellman : No.
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Harvey Kinkle : I brought our Social Studies project.
Sabrina Spellman : Great, did you get much done?
Harvey Kinkle : Yeah. I bought the poster board.
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Sabrina Spellman : I can't stand that place. Pigs aren't very good at making change.
Salem Saberhagen : Who are they kidding with that sneezeguard over the slop bar?
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Zelda Spellman : Did you follow the recipe carefully?
Sabrina Spellman : Sure. With a few substitutions.
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Sabrina Spellman : I bet you guys did stuff like this all the time when you were my age, huh?
Zelda Spellman : No, never.
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Sabrina Spellman : There's actually a giant at the top of the beanstalk?
Zelda Spellman : Or worse.
Hilda Spellman : Beanstalks always lead to a bad neighbourhood.
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Sabrina Spellman : Since when do we have a periscope in the kitchen?
Hilda Spellman : You've lived here two years, you never noticed it? Teenagers.
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Salem Saberhagen : As the official watchcat, I order you to get down.
Sabrina Spellman : I'm going up, and don't try to stop me, cat.
Salem Saberhagen : You leave me with no choice than to go with you and protect you.
Sabrina Spellman : You're afraid of heights.
Salem Saberhagen : Right. Then you leave me no choice than to wish you well.
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Sabrina Spellman : See how nicely it blends in with your decor? Which, by the way, is lovely.
Wicked Witch : Oh, thank you. It was designed by I.M. Pie.
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Sabrina Spellman : Harvey, listen, that woman out there is wicked.
Harvey Kinkle : You wouldn't say that if you had her pralines. She's an awesome cook.
Sabrina Spellman : She's gonna cook you.
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Sabrina Spellman : Salem! Here, kitty, kitty! Oh, yeah, he hates that.
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Salem Saberhagen : I can't move.
Zelda Spellman : Oh, no, is he hurt?
Sabrina Spellman : Fatten Up"? This must've fallen off the beanstalk.
Hilda Spellman : Oh! Salem, you didn't.
Salem Saberhagen : I did. Well, don't just stand there. Somebody get me a diet soda.
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Sabrina Spellman : Hey, you brought a tree trimmer?
Zelda Spellman : He prefers to be called an arborist.
Treetrimmer : Okay, let's get rid of this puppy. Okay, everyone, stand clear. Timber!