Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Sabrina and the Beanstalk (1998)
Caroline Rhea: Hilda Spellman
Quotes
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Hilda Spellman : Is there anything that I can get rid of?
Sabrina Spellman : You?
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Zelda Spellman : Sabrina, procrastination only makes things worse. Ask Hilda about the time-- Well, ask Hilda about any time.
Hilda Spellman : I'll think of a comeback for her tomorrow.
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Hilda Spellman : So did you finish your project?
Sabrina Spellman : No.
Zelda Spellman : Did you start your project?
Sabrina Spellman : No.
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Sabrina Spellman : There's actually a giant at the top of the beanstalk?
Zelda Spellman : Or worse.
Hilda Spellman : Beanstalks always lead to a bad neighbourhood.
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Sabrina Spellman : Since when do we have a periscope in the kitchen?
Hilda Spellman : You've lived here two years, you never noticed it? Teenagers.
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Hilda Spellman : I'm sure the line will move quickly.
Zelda Spellman : Excuse me, ma'am. How long have you been waiting?
Old Woman : My oldest boy, Tom, is 52.
Hilda Spellman : That's nice, but how long have you been here?
Old Woman : He was born in this line.
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Clerk #1 : Anyone with a friend or a family member up to their neck in quicksand, come to the head of the line.
Hilda Spellman : Hey! We've been waiting for hours. We have a boy in a beanstalk about to be eaten by the Wicked Witch.
Clerk #1 : I'll get to that.
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Zelda Spellman : We're finally getting somewhere.
Clerk #2 : Uh-oh. You're in the line for family members encased in stone. You've got a beanstalk problem. That's Window C.
Hilda Spellman : No. Window C told us to come here.
Clerk #2 : Well, then you need Window E. That's the window for people Window C incorrectly told to go to Window B. Next, please!
Hilda Spellman : Where is the window for people who pull people through windows?
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Salem Saberhagen : I can't move.
Zelda Spellman : Oh, no, is he hurt?
Sabrina Spellman : Fatten Up"? This must've fallen off the beanstalk.
Hilda Spellman : Oh! Salem, you didn't.
Salem Saberhagen : I did. Well, don't just stand there. Somebody get me a diet soda.