Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Mel Gibson/Living Colour (1989)
Mel Gibson: Self - Host
Quotes
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Josh Acid : Acid is like a woman: a good one will eat right through your pants.
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Woodsman : My lady, may I be so bold as to speak freely?
Lady Cecily : Why, yes.
Woodsman : I mean, I could help you fix things around here all night. And, maybe, during the course of the evening, my pants might fall down. Or a mysterious draft might come through that window and eh, blow your skirt up over your head, giving us brief, but titilating glimpses of one another. But what are we waiting for, eh? I'm a very lusty woodsman, and you're a wanton lady. Hey, let's just do it, eh? Let's just have... hot, passionate sex.
Lady Cecily : Oh, I'd like nothing more!
Evelyn Quince : [cut to host as the Lady falls into the Woodman's strong manly arms] Oh, I don't like this! This is becoming less randy and more sexually explicit at every moment! Our once baudy tale is turning into a tawdry tale of pornography! And I don't like it!