Mr. D, Mr. S: [singing together] My head can't fit up my butt, that's my only regret. Because I know the reaction that it would get. But in the meantime, I'll do... anything... for a laugh!
Announcer: [voice over] Time Magazine says: 'Tori Spelling makes Drew Barrymore look like Amy Fisher'.
Simon: Were you looking at my bum? Were you? Bumlookers! Cheeky monkeys, all of you.
Vinnie Esposito: Were you looking at my ass? Don't look at my ass. Asslooker! They was looking at my ass.