- Chris Matthews: Is gay marriage much ado about nothing or is this the first step towards adding Richard Simmons to Mount Rushmore?
- Christina Aguilera: Okay, first of all, you guys don't get it. You're buying into this same double standard about men and women that I sing about on my records. Weren't you listening to any of the lyrics I was, I was singing about on stage?
- [recites lyrics from "Can't Hold Us Down"]
- Christina Aguilera: 'The guys get all the glory the more they can score while the girl can do the same and yet you call her a whore?' I'm just expressing myself and being open and comfortable in my female sexuality, and, and, being, you know, strong and secure in my artistic ability.
- [Ozzy Osbourne screams and crashes on the table]
- Christina Aguilera: Oh my God! What just happened?
- Sharon Osbourne: Oh my God! You made Ozzy think!