Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Colin Firth/Norah Jones (2004)

Darrell Hammond: Various, Ted Koppel, Bill Clinton, Tim Russert, Tony Soprano

Quotes 

• Kevin Henson : Ted, I think this decision sends a clear and, ultimately, good message to all of us on Wall Street. And that is, uh, simply: Martha Stewart got what she deserved, because she's a huuuge bitch.

  Ted Koppel : I'm sorry?

  Kevin Henson : That's right. Martha Stewart is a big, giant bitch. And now she's gonna be a jail bitch. Yeah.

• Ted Koppel : Have you ever heard of a Blanket Party?

  Martha Stewart : Is that anything like a cookie swap?

  Ted Koppel : No. A Blanket Party is a prison term for throwing a blanket over a squealers head so he can't identify you when you beat him with a pipe.

  Martha Stewart : Oh. That. I've been doing that for years. I didn't know there was a name for it.