Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Secret Code (1995)

Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld

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• Jerry Seinfeld : [Reading from Peterman catalog]  The Rogue's Wallet: That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. his name was Costanza. He killed my mother!

• [first lines] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : They really got us trained to use the cash machine now, don't they? We're chickens in an experiment waiting for that pellet to come down the shoot. You see people at the cash machine. They're just there. Just... Tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick. Waiting for the sound. You know the sound. You're waiting for the sound. That's what we're trained to hear. The here-comes-the-money sound, you know? Pft-pft-pft-pft-pft. It's exciting. Don't you get excited? It's coming! It's coming! They're giving me money.

• George Costanza : Why does everything have to be us? Is there no me left? Why can't there be some things just for me? Is that so selfish?

  Jerry Seinfeld : Actually, that's the definition of selfish.