She Spies (TV Series)

First Episode (2002)

Kristen Miller: D.D. Cummings

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Quotes 

• Shane Phillips : You know what I hate?

  Cassie McBain : The systemic anger and alienation in today's younger generation?

  D.D. Cummings : The rapidly increasing national debt and its effect on our health and welfare programs?

  Cassie McBain : Those tiny little hairs that grow on your earlobe?

• D.D. Cummings : I especially appreciate the way you hung in there when things got tough. You did some of your best work with your back against the wall.

  Governor Gary McNamara : Well, thanks very much, D.D. Perhaps some day soon I'll be able to do some of my best work with your back against the wall.

• Jack Wilde : We've got word that there's going to be an attempt on the Governor during the show, and they've already started taping.

  D.D. Cummings : What do you mean, you "got word"? From where?

  Jack Wilde : Never mind.

  Shane Phillips : No, no, really. How do you "get word" on something like that?

  Jack Wilde : Never mind.

  Cassie McBain : And how come you always "get word" part of it? You always know what's going to happen but never who's doing it or how.

  Jack Wilde : I said never mind. Can we get over there, please?

  D.D. Cummings : We're just a little confused.

• Governor Gary McNamara : I guess you've heard of cryogenics?

  Cassie McBain : Sure we have; the human snowcone, the freeze-dried nuts, the people who get frostbite *after* they die.

  D.D. Cummings : Walt Disney did it; who's next, Michael Ice-ner?

  Cassie McBain : The only people who've done that are absolute zeros.

  D.D. Cummings : Or people with bi-polar personalities.

  Governor Gary McNamara : What were they in jail for, was it beating a joke to death?

• D.D. Cummings : Our first assignment is on a new TV show?

  Shane Phillips : And if we don't deliver their program...?

  Cassie McBain : Then our program...

  [to Jack:] 

  Cassie McBain : you know, the one that you created... will get cancelled.

  Jack Wilde : Exactly.

• D.D. Cummings : [re pilot episodes]  The first one is always a cheat. The rest of the series is never as good.

  Shane Phillips : Yup. That's because they spend all their money on it.

  Cassie McBain : Put in *lots* of sex and action so they can fool you into thinking it's gonna be like that every week.

  D.D. Cummings : That is so sleazy.

  Shane Phillips : I agree.