The Simple Life (TV Series)
Pilot (1998)
Ashlee Levitch: Frederica Campbell
Quotes
-
Frederica Campbell : This is Sara Campbell's house?
Melanie : Yes, it is. But I must warn you, if you're some sort of obsessed fan that's come here to dedicate your pathetic little life to her service, well, I was here first.
Frederica Campbell : Oh! You're the wacko who was stalking my mother!
Melanie : Yeah. She hired me. The lawyer said it'd be cheaper than getting a restraining order, so I'm in!
-
[Sara presents the crew with birdhouse replicas of her barn]
Luke Barton : She built birdhouses for fifty people?
Frederica Campbell : Yeah, she only sleeps four hours a night. And even then, she's pressing wildflowers under her box-spring.