The Simple Life (TV Series)
Pilot (1998)
Judith Light: Sara Campbell
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Quotes
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Luke Barton : I'm the foreman around here. Sorry I'm a couple a days late, but this is the busy time of year for my stud service.
Sara Campbell : I had no idea it was seasonal.
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Sara Campbell : My life is out of control.
Luke Barton : How do you figure?
Sara Campbell : My daughter just flunked out of school again, my kitchen was destroyed by a horny bull, and my producer keeps trying to convince our insurance company that we're covered for stampedes.
Luke Barton : At least your mother's still here.
Sara Campbell : Well, that's only cuz I told her you were gonna chop wood in a Speedo. You don't have to do it.
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[Sara attempts to sheer wool from a sheep]
Luke Barton : You're not doin' it right. Just clamp it between your legs and go fast.
Sara Campbell : Have you met my ex-husband?
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Sara Campbell : I thought moving to the country was gonna make my life simpler.
Luke Barton : Life ain't simple, no matter where you live. Although if you lived yours somewhere else, it might make mine a lot simpler.
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Sara Campbell : Melanie, I see you've glued a pine cone to your head again. There's alcohol in what's left of the kitchen.
Melanie : Will that dissolve the glue?
Sara Campbell : No. I'd like a drink.
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Sara Campbell : Mom, where are you going?
Muriel Lipschitz : Luke's pushing Greg's car out of the mud. He's wet. He's muddy. We don't get cable out here.