The Simple Life (TV Series)
Pilot (1998)
Sara Rue: Melanie
Quotes
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Frederica Campbell : This is Sara Campbell's house?
Melanie : Yes, it is. But I must warn you, if you're some sort of obsessed fan that's come here to dedicate your pathetic little life to her service, well, I was here first.
Frederica Campbell : Oh! You're the wacko who was stalking my mother!
Melanie : Yeah. She hired me. The lawyer said it'd be cheaper than getting a restraining order, so I'm in!
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Sara Campbell : Melanie, I see you've glued a pine cone to your head again. There's alcohol in what's left of the kitchen.
Melanie : Will that dissolve the glue?
Sara Campbell : No. I'd like a drink.