The Simple Life (TV Series)

Pilot (1998)

James Patrick Stuart: Greg Champlain

Quotes 

• Greg Champlain : Is that a deer tick?

  Muriel Lipschitz : No. That is.

  Greg Champlain : Great, I'm gonna die of Lyme Disease!

  Muriel Lipschitz : Oh, there's lots of ways to die in the country. You could be mangled by farm equipment. Drown in a manure pit. Did ya ever read about a family of six getting murdered on the upper East side? No, it's always in a farmhouse.