- Greg Champlain: You don't know anything about television. I'm the producer. I make every single day-to-day decision affecting the show. She's the star. She just shows up on shoot days and reads her lines. So who do you think's in charge?
- Luke Barton: She is.
- Greg Champlain: Yes, well apparently you do know something about television.
- Muriel Lipschitz: Is this decaf? Because I'm not getting my jolt.
- Luke Barton: Look, I really gotta go. I got five sweaty guys out there unloading hay.
- Muriel Lipschitz: That'll do it.