Selina Griffiths: Janet

Quotes 

• Janet : I suppose in Fujiyama you'd have little robots to light your cigarettes!

  Naoko : No.

  Janet : It's just that I've always regarded the Japanese as a highly technological people.

  Naoko : You are thinking of the Jedi.

  Clint : [Impersonating Yoda]  The Jedi thinks of she!

  Robin : Ah yes - come here, you beauty!

  Janet : Oh good, you've found one?

  [a lighter] 

  Robin : Oh, no... it's just an old Penguin wrapper.

  Clint : An old Penguin wrapper, it is!

  Janet : That's the chocolatey biscuity type of Penguin, not the animal. It's not an English custom to wrap THOSE up!

  Naoko : I lived in this country for seven years in the nineties; I am familiar with many aspects of your culture. Penguins. Pot Noodles. Noel's House Party.

  Janet : Of course.

  Naoko : And Jim Bowen on Bullseye.

  Janet : Oh really?

  Naoko : There is nothing to be gained from two darts within the same area. Please to restrict your darts to portions that are red. And please to observe what you have failed to obtain.

  Janet : ...and, er, did you enjoy many Penguins during your time here.

  Naoko : No. I thought they were DISGUSTING.

  Janet : Well, we can't all be the same. Jammy Dodgers bring me out in hives!

  Clint : Mmmm, in hives she breaks out when the dodgers are jammy!

  Naoko : I think we have enjoyed that joke enough!

  Clint : Sorry...