SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Something Smells/Bossy Boots (2000)
Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles
Quotes
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [from a rooftoop] I'm ugly and I'm proud!
Squidward : Is *that* what he calls it?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : What's in the box?
Pearl : It's a surprise.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I like surprises.
Pearl : Great, then close your eyes.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready!
[Pearl puts box over SpongeBob]
Squidward : Well, I like it so far.
Pearl : [Lifts box; SpongeBob is wearing a pink flower leotard with deely-bobs] Ta-da! It's the new Krusty Krab uniform. I made it myself.
Squidward : All right, SpongeBob, this is it. Now tell her what you really think of that uniform.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Right. Pearl... this is the best uniform ever!
Squidward : Fish paste.
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Pearl : SpongeBob, what do you like better? The Krazy Krab, or the Kooky Krab?
Squidward : For what, dare I ask?
Pearl : The new name for our new look. I mean, the Krusty Krab has got to go. Who wants to eat at a place they think it's crusty? Bleagh!
Squidward : Sure, it's a terrible name, but this is a terrible place. Therefore, the name should be left alone. Right, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I got it! How about the Khaotic Krab?
Pearl : Or the Kissy Krab? Mwa-mwa-mwa.
SpongeBob SquarePants : The King Krab.
Pearl : The Kandy Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants : The Kool Krab. Or the Kowboy Krab. The Kurly Krab. The Kreepy Krab. The Killer Krab!
Pearl : Ahh! No.
SpongeBob SquarePants : You're right, too scary.
SpongeBob SquarePants , Pearl : Hmm... The Kuddly Krab!
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Squidward : [wearing the Kuddly Krab outfit] Rage. Fury. Irritation. Humiliation.