SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Grandma's Kisses/Squidville (2001)
Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star, Painter
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Quotes
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Patrick : You're a man now, SpongeBob, and it's time you started acting like one.
SpongeBob : Yeah! Oh, but I'm not sure I know how.
Patrick : Allow me to demonstrate. First, puff out your chest.
[SpongeBob puffs out his chest]
Patrick : Now say, "tax exemption."
SpongeBob : Tax exemption.
Patrick : Now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz.
[Both listen intently to jazz music]
Patrick : Okay, you're ready.
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[Looking for Squidward in a crowd of squids]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Are you Squidward?
Squid #2 : No.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Are you Squidward?
Squidette : No.
Patrick : [to a fire hydrant] Are you Squidward?
[silence]
Patrick : It's okay. Take your time.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [hugging the wrong Squidward] Squidward, we finally found you!
Squid : Get off me, and I'm not Squidward!
Patrick : [after a small pause] Are you Squidward now?
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Patrick : All right, this is it. What are you going to tell your grandma?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm a grown-up!
Patrick : No ifs, ands or buts about it!
SpongeBob SquarePants : A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!
Patrick : Then you get behind her and I'll push.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, we didn't say that.
Patrick : Oh, right.