SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Grandma's Kisses/Squidville (2001)
Sirena Irwin: Squid #1, Squidette
Quotes
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[Looking for Squidward in a crowd of squids]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Are you Squidward?
Squid #2 : No.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Are you Squidward?
Squidette : No.
Patrick : [to a fire hydrant] Are you Squidward?
[silence]
Patrick : It's okay. Take your time.
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Man with clarinet : What's going on over here?
Squidette : It's that guy! He's playing with the reef blower!
Man with clarinet : Playing... with the reef blower? That's the most childish thing I've ever heard of!
Squidward : But it's fun!
[the man guffaws]
Man with clarinet : How could you possibly have fun with those oversized hair dryers?
Squidward : Like this!
[He sucks away the man's clarinet]
Man with clarinet : Ahh! Give it back!
[Squidward fires the clarinet right back in the man's face]