SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Hooky/Mermaidman and Barnacleboy II (2001)
Ernest Borgnine: Mermaid Man
Quotes
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Mermaid Man : That guy over there used to be the Atomic Flounder. I know he doesn't look like much now, but he could go back to crime...
[snaps fingers]
Mermaid Man : ...just like that!
[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy chuckle; SpongeBob suddenly tackles the Atomic Flounder]
Atomic Flounder : Help, somebody there!
SpongeBob : You're under arrest, Atomic Flounder!
Mermaid Man : Stop kid! Stop! Let him go!
SpongeBob : But you said he could turn back to crime...
[snaps fingers]
SpongeBob : ...like that!
Atomic Flounder : What? Get offa me! If I weren't retired I'd... I'd... ROOAAAAARRR!
[Breathes radiation on Barnacle Boy's face, burning it]
Atomic Flounder : ...do that!
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Mermaid Man : [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy crash through Spongebob's house] Mermaid Man!
Barnacle Boy : [groggily] and Bobbicle -
[falls flat on his face]
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Mermaid Man : Barnacle Boy, don't squash his enthusiasm. After all, he could be the superhero of tomorrow... or the villain. Besides, I remember a certain young whippersnapper who wanted to be a superhero, too.
Barnacle Boy : You don't even remember breakfast, you old coot.
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Mermaid Man : That guy over there used to be the Atomic Flounder. I know he doesn't look like much now, but he could go back to crime
[snaps fingers]
Mermaid Man : just like that
[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy chuckle; SpongeBob suddenly tackles the Atomic Flounder]
Atomic Flounder : Help, somebody there!
SpongeBob : You're under arrest, Atomic Flounder!
Mermaid Man : No, lad! Don't!
SpongeBob : But you said he could turn back to crime
[snaps fingers]
SpongeBob : like that.
Atomic Flounder : What? Get off me! If I weren't retired I'd... I'd... Roar!
[Breathes radiation on Barnacle Boy's face, burning it]
Atomic Flounder : ...do that.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, can I drive?
Barnacle Boy : Drive? What do you know about driving the Invisible Boatmobile?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Tons! Like the windshield wipers are right here.
[He presses a button]
Barnacle Boy : DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON! THAT'S THE...
SpongeBob SquarePants , Mermaid Man , Barnacle Boy : [Everyone gets folded together into a paper crane.]
Barnacle Boy : ... origami button.