SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Krab Borg/Rock-a-Bye Bivalve (2002)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Gary, Narrator, TV Announcer

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Quotes 

• [SpongeBob opens up Patrick's rock to find what he really did instead of working] 

  Patrick : [watching TV, laughs]  He got hit on the head with two coconuts!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [angry]  So! This is work?

  Patrick : You know it's not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [sarcastically]  Oh, you poor, poor thing. By the way, you forgot your briefcase!

  [SpongeBob opens it to reveal the briefcase is full of donuts and ice cream sundaes as he angrily dumps it all on Patrick] 

  Patrick : [furiously]  Ooh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [screaming]  OVERTIME?

  Patrick : [simultaneously]  Yeah, overtime, pal! And you know what else? It's always working when you're too tired to work! You just keep going on working and working!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [simultaneously]  Oh, yeah, that's working! And if that's the kind of work you're doing, then show me when or where to sign up for, 'cause I've been working my fingers to the bone! You never help! Never!

  [Junior's tweeting is heard] 

  Patrick : There's that stupid noise again!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, that's not a stupid noise; that's just Junior about to jump out of that two-story window.

  [Junior is seen ready to fly] 

  Patrick : Oh.

  Patrick , SpongeBob SquarePants : [eyes bulge in horror]  JUNIOR!

• Squidward : We need to find out what that robot did with the real Mr. Krabs. But how?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, in the movie, the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot.

  Squidward : They poop on the robot?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah, you know, they get the straight poop. Ask questions, get information.

  Squidward : I never thought I'd say this, but SpongeBob, let's get that poop.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, look, it's a baby scallop.

  Patrick : [raising his foot to stomp it]  I'll take care of this!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No, stop! It's totally helpless! It looks like it can't even fly yet.

  Patrick : Is it stupid?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No, it's just a baby.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : You know, Patrick, since this scallop doesn't have parents, we should raise it ourselves.

  Patrick : Yeah, at least until it's old enough to be on it's own. Oh, I want to be the mom!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt.

  Patrick : [thinks for a moment]  You're right, if I was a mom...

  [shows a closeup of his body showing he's really fat and hairy] 

  Patrick : ... this would be kind of shocking.

  [raises his arms in excitement showing his hairy armpits] 

  Patrick : Just call me daddy!

• Mr. Krabs : [SpongeBob and Squidward approach him with angry looks on their faces]  Oh, hello, boys, what can I do for you?

  [SpongeBob and Squidward shut the door and lock it] 

  Mr. Krabs : Heh, heh, why did you lock the door?

  [nervously] 

  Mr. Krabs : Why do you have that rope? Who's watching the cash register?

  [SpongeBob and Squidward attack him and tie him to a chair] 

  Mr. Krabs : SpongeBob!, Squidward! What is the meaning of this? Untie me this instant!

  Squidward : [slaps him]  Shut up!

  Mr. Krabs : Sweet Davy Jones! What the heck is going on?

  Squidward : I said, shut up, you bucket of bolts!

  [slaps him again] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I can't take it!

  [runs off crying] 

  Squidward : SpongeBob, are you okay?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, Squidward, seeing you slap Mr. Krabs like that is just too horrible to watch!

  Squidward : No, that's not Mr. Krabs, that's Robot Krabs!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, yeah.

  Squidward : And the only way to deal with these robot types is to find out what they know.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Right.

  [walks up to Mr. Krabs and slaps him] 

  Squidward : SpongeBob, you got to ask him a question first.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, yeah.

  [to Mr. Krabs] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : What color is my underwear?

  [slaps him again] 

• [SpongeBob and Squidward see Mr. Krabs with red eyes, tongs, and dead batteries run into the bathroom] 

  Squidward : [to SpongeBob]  I'll evacuate the customers, you call the Navy!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [on the phone]  Hello, operator, get me the Navy!

  Computerized Voice : Hello, you've reached the Navy's automated phone service.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward, the robots are running the Navy!

  Squidward : NOT THE NAVY!

  [speaking over intercom] 

  Squidward : Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Robots are taking over the world!

  [no one moves] 

  Squidward : OUR WORLD!

  [customers freak out and run out of the restaurant] 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, Mr. Krabs!

  Mr. Krabs : [runs up to the counter]  What? What is it, boy?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?

  [pretends to cry] 

  Mr. Krabs : Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Squidward can hug himself during his break! Now get back to work!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Just like the robot in the movie. He couldn't cry either.

  Squidward : SpongeBob, this is getting ridiculous. I'll have you know my father loved me very much!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : That's the final test, Squidward; the love test. Robots can't love.

  Squidward : No, wait, SpongeBob!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, Mr. Krabs!

  Mr. Krabs : [runs up to the counter again]  What is it, SpongeBob?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I just wanted to tell you that Squidward loves you!

  [Mr. Krabs makes a blank expression on his face] 

  Mr. Krabs : Get back to work, Mr. Squidward.

• [about "Robot Krabs"] 

  Squidward : Um SpongeBob, how did that movie of yours end?

  SpongeBob : ...the movie? OH! The ending was great! Turns out there were no robots, it was just their... imagination...

  [Spongebob laughs nervously and looks at watch] 

  SpongeBob : Hey, it's time to feed Gary...

  SpongeBob : [He bolts out the door] 

  Squidward : [Squidward begins sweeping nervously] 

  Mr. Krabs : SQUIDWARD!

• Mr. Krabs : [question for Squidward]  You're gonna interrogate my blender? You're crazy!

  Squidward : We're just gonna see what your "little buddy" knows.

  [SpongeBob sets the blender on Mr. Krabs' desk. Squidward holds up a bat] 

  Mr. Krabs : [panicked]  No, wait! What are you going to do to me blender? That cost me money!

  Squidward : [to the blender]  Where's Mr. Krabs? Not talking, eh?

  [breaks the blender with the bat] 

  Mr. Krabs : No! That cost me $24.95!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I guess it didn't know anything.

  Squidward : Go get the toaster.

  [SpongeBob gets the toaster and puts it on Mr. Krabs' desk] 

  Mr. Krabs : No, not me toaster. That cost me $32.50!

  [Squidward breaks the toaster. Then SpongeBob sets a food processor on the desk] 

  Mr. Krabs : $62.67!

  [Squidward breaks the food processor with the bat. SpongeBob picks up a coffee maker and puts it on the desk] 

  Mr. Krabs : Four... Well, actually, that one was a gift.

  [Squidward breaks the coffee maker] 

  Mr. Krabs : [screaming]  NO!

• [SpongeBob and Squidward are accusing Mr. Krabs of being a robot, repeatedly asking the "robot" what happened to the "real" Mr. Krabs] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : This is one stubborn robot.

  Mr. Krabs : [in anger]  WHAT? YOU THINK I'M A ROBOT?

  Squidward : We don't think. We know.

  Mr. Krabs : That's the silliest thing I ever heard! I am Mr. Krabs!

• [SpongeBob and Patrick race to catch Junior] 

  Patrick : Here I come, buddy! I'm gonna catch ya! I'm gonna catch ya! I'm gonna catch ya!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Here, darling, sweetie, right here! Right- Come to daddy! Come to daddy! Right in the ol' pocket! Come on, I'll catch ya, I'll catch ya, I'll catch ya!