SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
No Weenies Allowed/Squilliam Returns (2002)
Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Narrator, Line Fish #1
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Quotes
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[inside SpongeBob's mind.]
SpongeBob Boss : Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?
SpongeBob Worker : You don't pay me. You don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
SpongeBob Boss : One more crack like that and you're outta here!
SpongeBob Worker : NO, PLEASE! I HAVE THREE KIDS!
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Reg : This place is too tough for you.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Too tough for me? That's downright ridiculous. I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes.
Reg : Listen, kid. I think you'd be more comfortable over at THAT place.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Weenie Hut Juniors? Are you saying I belong at Weenie Hut Juniors?
Reg : Uh, no, sorry. I was actually pointing to the place next to it.
SpongeBob SquarePants : SUPER Weenie Hut Juniors?
Reg : Yeah! Unless you think you're tough enough to fight me.
[as SpongeBob inhales, it cuts to him having a soda at Weenie Hut Juniors]
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Dr. Fish : What happened?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I tripped on an ice cube and got covered in boo-boos.
Dr. Fish : Boo-boos, eh? I think you need that hospital over there.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Weenie Hut General?
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[Sandy and SpongeBob are doing karate at the beach]
SpongeBob SquarePants : HI-YAH!... Sandy?
Sandy Cheeks : Oh, I'm Sandy all right. I'm very Sandy. HI-YAH!
[Comes up from under the sand and launches SpongeBob into the air]
SpongeBob SquarePants : [as he flies through the air] Oh, I get it. She's Sandy. That's her name, and she's also covered in, yes...
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SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't care if you're the demon seed of Davy Jones! You're goin' down, Tubby!
Patrick Star : Tubby?
[Patrick's sadness is quickly replaced by fury and he snarls with rage]
Patrick Star : Grr! Nobody calls me Tubby!
[punches SpongeBob in the eye, leaving a black mark]
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [after being knocked into a picnic] I may be down, but I'm not out!
[finds out his bare feet are in potato salad]
Salad Fish : [angrily] Way to go, buddy. It took us three days to make that potato salad.
[SpongeBob leaps out]
Salad Fish : Three days!