SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
PreHibernation Week/Life of Crime (2001)
Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star, Fish #6, Victim
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Quotes
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Patrick : We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking, here. WE STOLE A BALLOON!
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Patrick : Liar, liar, plants for hire.
SpongeBob SquarePants : It's pants on fire, Patrick.
Patrick : Well you would know, liar.
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SpongeBob Squarepants : But at least it's warm around the fire.
Patrick : Hey, if we're under water, how can there be a...
[Fire goes out]
Patrick : I'm scared, SpongeBob.
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Patrick Star : [with a grocery bag and seeing the entire town in his home] WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [Pulls out two candy bars] Look what I've got!
Patrick : [excited] Rectangles!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Not just any rectangles, candy bars!
Patrick : [staring with amazement] Ooh!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [hands one to Patrick] All we have to do is make them last for the rest of our lives.
Patrick : Thanks Spongebob I think I'll eat it now
[quickly scarfs it down and breaths a sigh of relief]
Patrick : I think I'll eat it now
[bites his hand forgetting he had eaten the candy bar]
Patrick : Ow!, hey where'd my candy bar go?
[digs in the sand looking for it]
Patrick : I must have dropped it!
SpongeBob SquarePants : You just ate it Pat, it's all over your face.
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Patrick : [continues looking for the candy bar he forgot he ate] I can't find it!, where could it possibly be?
[looks at Spongebob holding his candy bar]
Patrick : Aha!
SpongeBob SquarePants : What?
Patrick : [jumps out of the hole he dug and accusingly points at Spongebob] You stole my candy bar!
SpongeBob SquarePants : No I didn't.
Patrick : Oh so that's how it is huh?, once a thief always a thief!
SpongeBob SquarePants : You ate yours
[points at the candy bar]
SpongeBob SquarePants : this is mine.
Patrick : You took my only food, now I'm going to starve!
[shows a closeup of Patrick's fat and bloated stomach full of cellulite]
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[Talking about the advantages of being felons]
SpongeBob SquarePants : And you get to talk tough.
[gruff voice]
SpongeBob SquarePants : This town ain't big enough for the two of us.
Patrick : Let me try. Uh... hey, punk.
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Patrick : And we can fly!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah!
[He springs into the air backwards, falls screaming off the cliff edge and lands on a ledge with a crash]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Okay, we still can't do that.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [SpongeBob and Patrick are walking very silly at a park] What do you want to do today?
Patrick : I don't know. What do YOU want to do today?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't know. What do YOU want to do today?
Patrick : I don't know. What do YOU want to do today?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't know. What do YOU want to do today?
Patrick : *GASP!*
Patrick : [Patrick is mesmerized by a balloon stand] I know what I want to do today.