SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Scaredy Pants/I Was a Teenage Gary (1999)
Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles, Doctor
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Quotes
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Squidward : Will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward could you watch Gary this weekend?
Squidward : What's a Gary?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Not a Gary... Gary he's my pet snail
[shows him Gary]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Say hello!
[shows a closeup of Gary who's drooling a lot]
Squidward : Yuck! You actually care for that thing?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I love Gary!
Squidward : Well I don't, get somebody else!
[walks away]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I guess we can't go away this weekend after all Patrick
[Squidward stops and thinks]
Squidward : Go away?
[walks over to SpongeBob]
Squidward : You mean if I watch Gary you guys will be gone all weekend?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Actually a three day weekend
Squidward : As in not here for three days?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah but you've already said you can't do it, we understand
Patrick Star : Don't feel bad Squidward
[puts his arms around him and SpongeBob]
Patrick Star : the three of us can have our own jellyfish convention at your house!
Squidward : [reacts in fear] I changed my mind, you guys deserve to have a weekend away!
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Squidward : I hope I never see another snail again. Good night, Claire.
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Doctor : Therefore, a shot of snail plasma must be carefully administered.
[gives both the syringe and Gary to SpongeBob]
Doctor : Here you go.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Aren't you gonna do it?
Doctor : Oh, no, no no no no no no no no. I'm too squeamish.
[he leaves]
Squidward : Uh, hang on, Doc, let me help you with your back there.