SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
The Algae's Always Greener/SpongeGuard on Duty (2002)
Mr. Lawrence: Plankton, Larry the Lobster, Hillybilly Fish
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Quotes
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Plankton : Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm every bit as good as Larry, and if I'm not, then may I be struck by...
[rumble of thunder]
SpongeBob SquarePants : ...a flying ice cream truck.
[a shadow forms over SpongeBob; chimes play]
SpongeBob SquarePants : And live!
[the flying ice cream truck stops short of crushing Spongebob]
Larry the Lobster : [on megaphone] Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers.
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Plankton : I don't understand, is there a gas leak in here?
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Larry the Lobster : How would you like to take the second shift?
SpongeBob SquarePants : By myself?
Larry the Lobster : Only if you think you're ready.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm not just ready. I'm ready, Freddy.
Larry the Lobster : It's Larry.
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Larry the Lobster : [after saving Patrick and SpongeBob from drowning in the shallow end] SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yes, Larry?
Larry the Lobster : You're not a lifeguard, are you?
SpongeBob SquarePants : No, Larry.
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Plankton : Holographic meatloaf... my favorite!
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Plankton : [poking SpongeBob to make him stop saying "Soiled it"] Where's the off button on this thing?
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Larry the Lobster : You know, SpongeBob, the babes and the big chair are great, but the best part is knowing that you're the only thing standing between these good people and a watery grave. That's what it's all about. Their lives are in your hands now, 'cause I have a date with the tanning booth. So long.
[he leaves]
SpongeBob SquarePants : But... I can't swim. If only I had known that being a lifeguard meant guarding their lives, I would never have said yes.
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Plankton : And no more intrusions. I'd like to begin writing the memoirs of my success story so everybody just stay the...
Pearl Plankton : Daddy!
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Nat Peterson : You think this is funny?
Plankton : In a cosmic sort of way, yes.
Nat Peterson : Well, Mr. Funny Man, is this how you get your sick kicks?
[Nat shows Plankton a Krabby Patty]
Plankton : What? It's just an ordinary Krabby-
[Scene zooms in to show the patty made with gross-out items]
Plankton : OH, MY GOODNESS! *SQUIDWARD!*