SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Shanghaied/Gary Takes a Bath (2001)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles

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Quotes 

• [a giant anchor crashes into SpongeBob's pineapple] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Holy shrimp!

  [runs to Squidward's house] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! Squiid-waard!

  [Squidward pops his head out of one of his windows in annoyance] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward! The sky had a baby!

  Squidward Tentacles : That's not a baby! That's a giant anchor! Now, go away!

  Patrick : [walks up to SpongeBob]  Hey, SpongeBob! The sky had a baby!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I know. What do you think we should we name it?

• Squidward Tentacles : [about to climb the anchor rope]  Well, I am gonna get to the bottom of this thing.

  SpongeBob : Wouldn't that be the top?

• [the trio climb onboard a ghostly pirate ship] 

  Squidward Tentacles : Alright, who owns this crate?

  [knocks on the cabin door] 

  Squidward Tentacles : Come on out! I wanna file a complaint!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [looks around]  Doesn't this place seem familiar?

  Patrick : I don't know. Why?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't know, doesn't it just kinda ring a bell?

  [Squidward repeatedly rings the doorbell by the cabin door] 

  Patrick : Yes!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I know who owns this boat, but I just can't place the name.

  [He passes by a barrel labelled "property of the Flying Dutchman". Squidward angrily pounds on the cabin door until the Flying Dutchman suddenly bursts out] 

  Flying Dutchman : [roaring]  Aaargh-oowh-waagh!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No, no, it's not

  [imitating him] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : "Aaargh-oowh-waagh!"

  Flying Dutchman : I am the Flying Dutchman!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : That's it! Squidward, this ship belongs to the Red Baron!

• Flying Dutchman : Who be disturbing the Flying Dutchman in his own lair?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [cheerfully]  It's Squidward, he wants to complain to you.

  [the Flying Dutchman looks at Squidward] 

  Squidward Tentacles : [nervously]  I... no I don't

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship and being lazy and all?

  [Flying Dutchman glares angrily at Squidward] 

  Squidward Tentacles : [laughs nervously]  I never said that

  Flying Dutchman : Insulting a man's ship be worse than insulting his mother!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No, no wait, it was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship!

  [the Flying Dutchman fries Squidward with fire from his nose]