SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Your Shoe's Untied/Squid's Day Off (2001)
Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Gary, Monkey, Narrator
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Quotes
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Can you show me how to tie my shoes?
Painty the Pirate : Arrr, I be just a paintin' of a head.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Have you finished those errands?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, hi, Squidward. How are those errands going?
Squidward : What's that supposed to mean? I'm very busy.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm sure you are.
Squidward : I don't like your tone.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [in high-pitched monotone voice] I'm sure you are.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [regular voice] How's that?
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Squidward : I just remembered I needed change for this dollar.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Do you want four quarters? Or ten dimes? Or twenty nickles? Or one hundred pennies? Or one quarter, three dimes, seven nickles and ten pennies? Or if you give me a five dollar bill, your options are...
Squidward : Alright! Goodbye.
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[Mr. Krabs drops a dime down a drain. He reaches his hand down the drain and grabs it]
Mr. Krabs : I got it, boy!
[his hand gets stuck in the drain]
Mr. Krabs : What the? It's stuck! You gotta help me, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants : You've gotta let go of the dime.
Mr. Krabs : I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.
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[repeated line]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Have you finished those errands?
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Patrick : Hey Spongebob, wanna see my new shoes?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Wow, those are great, Patrick! Let's see what they look like on your feet.
Patrick : Would you rather see them on... my hands?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Ok, and we can wear gloves on our feet, and hats on our captain's quarters too!
Patrick : Uh, actually I have a confession to make.
[privately]
Patrick : I don't know how to tie my shoelaces.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me?
Patrick : [happily] Yes.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Look at this knot. Have you ever seen a more perfectly executed shoe-fastening bow?
Patrick : Gosh, probably not.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I learned when I was just a boy, Patrick, and I'm willing to pass on what I know. Go sit over there
[points off-screen behind himself]
SpongeBob SquarePants : and let an old pro show you how to do it.
[Patrick sits down in the chair and SpongeBob sets his foot on the chair's arm]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Pay close attention, Patrick. Well, you start
[unties his laces]
SpongeBob SquarePants : by taking one lace per hand...
[pulls a little on both laces]
SpongeBob SquarePants : And then you... Uh, you gotta... Loop the, the...
Patrick : Are you sure you know how to do it?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, please, shoe-tying requires peace and quiet. Okay, where was I?
Patrick : [SpongeBob gives him a dirty look] Your shoes are still untied.
[SpongeBob takes his shoe off the chair]
Patrick : .
SpongeBob SquarePants : [looks away] Well,
[Patrick looks shocked]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I guess you don't want me to show you how to do it.
Patrick : I'm sorry! I won't interrupt anymore!
[covers his mouth with his shoes]