- Casey McCall: Don't take my friendship with Dana for granted.
- Gordon: What do you mean?
- Casey McCall: I know you think I'm in love with her. I know she thinks I'm in love with her. And that's all fine, so long as it's fun and games. But I want you to know Dana's important to me. I've known her a long time and I like her a lot. And there are certain lengths I'd go to to avoid seeing her get hurt in any way.
- Gordon: What's on your mind, Casey?
- Casey McCall: You're wearing my shirt, Gordon.
- Jeremy Goodwin: [Jeremy is explaining his fears of his upcoming trip to Natalie's family] I'm Jewish. And her family is, you know, incredibly not. Which isn't by the way any sort of a problem for me, but I do think it might be a problem for them, because, after all there are those who think I killed their Lord, Jesus Christ. Not me directly mind you, I didn't drive the getaway car or anything. In fact, my family's from Latvia so we've got a pretty solid alibi.
- Jeremy Goodwin: Jesus said, "Behold my hands and my feet, that it is myself. Handle me and see, for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye see me have."
- Isaac: What's your question?
- Jeremy Goodwin: This relates to the bunny rabbit how?
- Isaac: When I was 11, I had a pet fish that died.
- Dana Whitaker: And what does that have to do with Gordon standing me up?
- Isaac: Nothing, I thought you were finished.
- Isaac: Oh my God, were you talking to *me* all that time?
- Jeremy Goodwin: You want me to start again?
- Isaac: Yeah, but first, could you just hit me over the head with that blunt instrument over there?
- Natalie Hurley: This is one of those moments I'm compelled to tell you how wonderful you are. Every once in a while, I'm reminded how lucky I am to be dating a solid, mature man.
- [Jeremy nods, smiling, but not opening his mouth]
- Natalie Hurley: Jeremy, swallow the eggnog.
- Jeremy Goodwin: [Letting the eggnog dribble down his chin] I just can't.