Sports Night (TV Series)

Thespis (1998)

Greg Baker: Elliott

Quotes 

• Elliott : Anybody know why there's a 20-pound frozen turkey up in the light grid?

  Dan Rydell : Dana, Elliot wants to know why there's a 20-pound frozen turkey in the light grid.

  Dana Whitaker : It's 24 pounds.

  Dan Rydell : I'll tell him that, but then he'll just want to know why there's a 24-pound frozen turkey in the light grid.

  [Dan leaves, Elliot comes in afterwards] 

  Elliott : Why is there a 24-pound frozen turkey up in the light grid?