- Harry Maybourne: [quietly, to O'Neill only] Striking an officer is a quick way to a court-martial.
- Jack O'Neill: [looks down at Harry] I'm not going to hit you, Maybourne. I'm going to shoot you.
- [Maybourne has an order to take Teal'c for research]
- Jack O'Neill: General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man.
- [Hammond looks like he's considering it]
- [Teal'c has bought Ally a new super soaker]
- Ally: Have any time to play?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Uh, actually we ...
- [She shoots Teal'c in the chest and runs off]
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Guess we shouldn't have loaded it, huh?
- Teal'c: [Puts on sunglasses and looks at Daniel] How else would she defend herself?
- [Teal'c shoots Daniel in the chest and chases after Ally]
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: How else?
- [Shakes water off his shirt]
- Ally: I ain't seen nobody, and even if I did, I wouldn't tell you.
- Colonel Harry Maybourne: And why is that?
- Ally: Because, I don't like the way you smell.
- Punk Leader: I'll remove myself when you tell me how they do tattoos like that in Chulak.
- Teal'c: The skin is cut with an Orak knife. Then pure molten gold is poured into the wound.
- Punk Leader: Ow, man. Don't that hurt when they do that?
- Teal'c: [Teal'c grabs him by the throat and moves him] Tremendously.
- Samantha Carter: All I'm saying is that, not withstanding what happened to Teal'c, there may be invaluable technology on that planet.
- Jack O'Neill: Carter, there are *bugs* on that planet. Big, huge, ugly, honkin' bugs!
- Jack O'Neill: [Daniel and Jack are planning to return to the planet where Teal'c was stung by a giant bug] Bring your bug spray, kids.
- Dr. Timothy Harlow: [Explaining why Col. Maybourne won't be able to take the alien bug back to study] As soon as Teal'c is okay, the insect is going to be involved in an unfortunate lab accident. I'm afraid I'll have to take full responsibility.