- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: We need the Asgard to send us a disrupter satellite as soon as possible.
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: I've already talked to him. He'll be there in thirty minutes, or it's free.
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: You really want to go, don't you?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: It's Atlantis. It's... everything we've been working for for seven and a half years.
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: I know what you mean. Unfortunately, I think General O'Neill has other ideas.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Let me guess, he says he needs you here.
- Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: His exact words were, "Over my dead body."
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: [the MALP reveals a duplicate Carter off-world] All right, you've got our attention. Who are you?
- RepliCarter: My name is Samantha Carter.
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: All right, we've got a little conflict with that statement. We've already got one here.
- [points to Sam]
- RepliCarter: There are two of us.
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: If only.
- [surprised, Sam turns around and looks directly at Jack, who quietly clears his throat]