Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)

Holiday (1999)

Richard Dean Anderson: Colonel Jack O'Neill, Teal'c, Dr. Daniel Jackson

Quotes 

• Jack O'Neill : [Testing to see if Machello really is Daniel]  All right. Describe for me the dress your sister wore last week when I took her out.

  Daniel Jackson/Machello : I don't have a sister, Jack. And if I did I wouldn't let you near her.

• Jack O'Neill : [as Teal'c]  It did not go well, General Hammond.

  Teal'c : [as Jack; sarcastically]  Ya think?