- Jack O'Neill: [Testing to see if Machello really is Daniel] All right. Describe for me the dress your sister wore last week when I took her out.
- Daniel Jackson/Machello: I don't have a sister, Jack. And if I did I wouldn't let you near her.
- Jack O'Neill: [as Teal'c] It did not go well, General Hammond.
- Teal'c: [as Jack; sarcastically] Ya think?