- Dr. Elizabeth Weir: [over the telephone with the president] Prometheus can't win against an entire Goa'uld fleet, but it could buy SG-1 enough time to complete their mission.
- Vice President Robert Kinsey: Mr. President, that is downright insane! I am relieving Dr. Weir and taking command of this facility!
- Dr. Elizabeth Weir: [interrupts] Sir, from what I've looked at...
- President Hayes: Will you shut the hell up?
- Dr. Elizabeth Weir: I'm sorry, sir.
- President Hayes: Not you, Doctor.
- Vice President Robert Kinsey: Excuse me?
- President Hayes: Consider your resignation accepted, Bob.
- Vice President Robert Kinsey: You can't do that!
- President Hayes: Oh please! I got enough on you to have ya shot.
- Vice President Robert Kinsey: This is the biggest mistake you will ever make.
- President Hayes: But I think I'll stick with my original thought which is shut the hell up!
- Vice President Robert Kinsey: I promise, you will only live to regret this!
- [exits the room]
- President Hayes: Go ahead, Doctor Weir.
- Samantha Carter: The clue for seven-down is "celestial body" and he wrote Uma Thurman.
- Jack O'Neill: Yes.
- Dr. Elizabeth Weir: Well, have you got everything you need? I think there's still a sink in the kitchen.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Is that a joke?
- Dr. Elizabeth Weir: Perhaps. A bad one.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Yes, very bad. But I sense hope for you.
- Anubis: I am Anubis.
- President Hayes: [steps forward] You've got to be kidding!
- Anubis: You are the leader of this world?
- President Hayes: Henry Hayes, President of the United States of America, one nation among many.
- Anubis: No more. Bow before your god.
- President Hayes: [laughing] I don't think so! However, I am willing to discuss your surrender.
- Anubis: If you possessed weapons matching mine, you would have used them.
- President Hayes: Don't let the suit fool you, fella. We're gonna fight.
- Anubis: You bring destruction upon yourselves.
- President Hayes: [pointedly] Never going to happen.
- [the Anubis hologram disappears and President Hayes turns around to face the others]
- President Hayes: Too much?
- Major Samantha Carter: What's eight down?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Um...label. With those empty spaces I think the answer is supposed to be identification. Thirteen across is sphere. Jack, this is it.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Now, see I assume we still speak the same language...mostly.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Sphere...planet. Label...name.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Following...still...you...not!
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Praclarush taonas. I...I think you wrote the name of the planet we will find the Lost City in the crossword.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Bit of a jump?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Why else would you do that?
- Major Samantha Carter: The clue for seven down is "celestial body" and he wrote Uma Thurman.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Yes!