- Colonel Harry Maybourne: Teal'c. It's good to see you well.
- Teal'c: In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you.
- Samantha Carter: And the high priest turns a series of calibrated rings which seem to determine meteorological conditions over the entire planet's surface.
- General Hammond: Do we have any idea what makes it tick?
- Jack O'Neill: That's why we'd like to go back, sir. Carter wants to get a closer look with some of her specialized do-hickeys.
- General Hammond: Do-hickeys?
- Jack O'Neill: I believe that's the technical term, sir.
- General Hammond: [on red phone] No, I need to talk to him now!
- [person replies negatively]
- General Hammond: Son, do you know what colour this phone is?
- [pause]
- General Hammond: Yes, I'll hold.
- Major Reynolds: This is the bio research lab.
- Jack O'Neill: Is this where you're keeping the little green men?
- Major Reynolds: There are no alien life forms at Area 51.
- Jack O'Neill: [Jack looks at Teal'c] Present company excluded, of course.