Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)

Wormhole X-Treme! (2001)

Richard Dean Anderson: Colonel Jack O'Neill

Quotes 

• Martin Lloyd : [Martin's memory is returning and he realizes what he's done]  Oh; oh no! Wormhole X-Treme! The show is based on your Stargate program.

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : Don't worry about it, Marty; it's on cable.

• Nick Marlowe : This is realistic, right? The uniform? Camouflage?

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : Oh yeah, yep. You don't want to be a target out there in... space.

  Nick Marlowe : That's exactly what I said, so why aren't the aliens ever in camouflage?

  Martin Lloyd : I fought for that, uh, Nick. But, the studio wants the aliens seen.

  Nick Marlowe : An alien wouldn't want to be seen, Martin. Think!

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : Maybe that's why they're dead?

• Producer : Look, I know it says he's weightless, but look what happens when I scratch out the word "weightless". You see, he no longer becomes weightless, he just "becomes."

  Director : Okay. Fine. Good. But, eh, how else does Colonel Danning get past the giant alien guard?

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : Why doesn't he just shoot him?

  Producer : Who is this?

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : Colonel Jack O'Neill.

  Martin Lloyd : He's the new Air Force technical advisor. He doesn't know he's not supposed to say anything yet.

  Producer : And you're telling me an Air Force officer can shoot a giant alien without having to be weightless?

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : Sure. Why not?