- King Koopa: [after Mouser's car is knocked over] That mouse-brain! To think of all the gold coins I wasted on his driver's ed classes!
- Princess Toadstool: Mario, you'll drive the truck, and I'll go with you. You, Luigi, are going to be our eyes in the sky.
- Luigi: Huh?
- Princess Toadstool: You, Luigi, you'll be piloting the helicopter.
- Luigi: M-Me? I-I don't know how to fly! I-I don't even know how to drive!
- [using a Star, Toad gains a leather jacket, gloves, a spiked helmet, and a motorcycle]
- Toad: Hey, man, I'm the Fantastic Fungus! The supercharged Mushroom of Might! I'm the Toad Warrior!
- Mario: [drives past Koopa] Next time, Koopa, use the crosswalk!
- King Koopa: I'll get you for this, Mario! Koopa Pack, reattack!
- [Luigi flies by in a helicopter, knocking Koopa down]
- King Koopa: And get that loser, Luigi, too!
- [Toad runs over Koopa with his motorcycle]
- King Koopa: And get him! Get them! Get all of them!