- Mario: We need your Hocus Pocus. Can you make us fly?
- Genie: Fly? Do you know what a drain that is on me?
- Luigi: No problem. Any drain you got, we can fix. We're plumbers.
- Mario: Tell you what, you make us fly and I'll grease your palm with a gold coin.
- Genie: Now you're talking. Eeenie meenie miney mo. Make'em fly. I need the dough.
- Mario: [last lines in cartoon segment] They really deserve each other. Where next, Princess?
- Princess Peach Toadstool: How about a carpet cleaner?
- [everyone laughs]
- Mario: [first line in cartoon segment] Plumber's Log, number 437. We arrived in a dry and deadly desert... on a lumpy camel.
- Sultan Pasbah: These priceless jewels are yours when you join my harem.
- Princess Peach Toadstool: Me? Join a harem? Oh, give me a break. Harems are from the stupid, olden days.
- Sultan Pasbah: I LIKE the stupid, olden days! Besides, you have no choice.
- Toad: Your genie better have some super magic. Some creep just arrived to buy the princess. A creep named King Koopa!