- Veronica: I've got a pantomime horse disguise you could use. Do either of you have any experience being a horse's ass?
- Veronica Mars: I tried to call you, but your phone doesn't work down here.
- Wallace Fennel: What's going on?
- Veronica Mars: Well, a funny thing happened on the way to the Forum Suites.
- Jackie Cook: Hey! What? Don't I get some?
- [Jackie hi-fives Wallace then Veronica]
- Jackie Cook: How'd I do?
- Veronica: From what I heard, Ice Bitch!
- Keith Mars: Veronica!
- Veronica Mars: What?
- Keith Mars: I believe the correct response is, how can I be of service, sir?
- Logan Echolls: Look, Veronica, can you, just once, save my ass without comment?
- Veronica Mars: [Veronica looks at Britt singing "Veronica" and smiles] No, because saving your ass with comment, it just, it works better for me.
- [to Wallace, after installing a video surveillance device in a confessional]
- Veronica Mars: If God asks, I was with you!