The West Wing (TV Series)
Shibboleth (2000)
Richard Schiff: Toby Ziegler
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Quotes
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Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : That's 'cause every time we come up on a holiday you guys check out like seniors who are done with finals.
Toby Ziegler : We are writing a very important Thanksgiving proclamation.
Sam Seaborn : And possibly a new action-adventure series.
Toby Ziegler : Nobody here has checked out.
Josh Lyman : Hey, I was just flipping a nickel in my office. Sixteen times in a row it came up tails.
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[Josh and Caldwell are talking, and Toby walks by]
Rev. Al Caldwell : Good morning, Toby.
Toby Ziegler : Good morning, Reverend.
Rev. Al Caldwell : You look determined.
Toby Ziegler : I am, sir.
Rev. Al Caldwell : Good boy.
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Toby Ziegler : She'll get over it.
Leo McGarry : She hasn't gotten over my making her return the stolen Milk Duds.
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Sam Seaborn : Well over three and half centuries ago, strengthened by faith and bound by a common desire for liberty, a small band of pilgrims sought out a place in the New World where they could worship according to their own beliefs - and solve crimes.
Toby Ziegler : Sam...
Sam Seaborn : It'd be good.
Toby Ziegler : Read the thing.
Sam Seaborn : By day they churn butter and worship according to their own beliefs, and by night they solve crimes.
Toby Ziegler : Read the thing.
Sam Seaborn : Pilgrim detectives.
Toby Ziegler : Do you see me laughing?
Sam Seaborn : I think you're laughing on the inside.
Toby Ziegler : OK.
Sam Seaborn : With the big hats.
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Toby Ziegler : Listen, I don't know what you're doing for dinner tonight but Josh and Sam and I...
C.J. Cregg : It's about damn time you asked me! I've been sitting here for two weeks turning down all kinds of very, frankly, glamorous invitations from people I like a lot more than you! You can't ask a girl at the last minute...
Toby Ziegler : Well, if you can't come...
C.J. Cregg : No, I can come! I can come! I can come!
Toby Ziegler : Good.
C.J. Cregg : Should I bring anything?
Toby Ziegler : Yeah. Do you know how to, you know, cook food?
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Aide #2 : You can't just slip her in, Toby.
Toby Ziegler : Slip who in?
Aide #3 : Don't be cute, Toby.
Toby Ziegler : I can't help it.