"The West Wing" What Kind of Day Has It Been (TV Episode 2000) - Martin Sheen as President Josiah Bartlet

[President Bartlet walks through the halls talking with Charlie and occasionally wishing "Good morning" to various White House employees]

President Josiah Bartlet : Listen, have I gotten any of the names right so far?

Charlie Young : No sir, but you came damn close on a couple of them.
President Josiah Bartlet : "We hold these truths to be self-evident," they said, "that all men are created equal." Strange as it may seem, that was the first time in history that anyone had ever bothered to write that down. Decisions are made by those who show up.
President Josiah Bartlet : You come to the end of a long day, you sit back, you open a beer, you watch a sporting event; that's what men do.

Charlie Young : They watch girls' softball?

President Josiah Bartlet : When that's what's on, that's what they watch. It's that, or a cricket match between Scotland and Bermuda. Now, I'm an educated man, Charlie, but when someone tries to explain cricket to me, all I wanna do is hit him in the head with a teapot.
President Josiah Bartlet : You're not going to spoil my good time for me.

Mrs. Landingham : Oh, sir, I think we both know from experience that's not true.
President Josiah Bartlet : Phil, if it ends up Fitzwallace has to call this kid's parents, I swear to God I'm invading Baghdad.
President Josiah Bartlet : Now, I am an educated man, Charlie, but when somebody tries to explain Cricket to me, all I want to do is hit him in the head with a teapot.

Martin Sheen: President Josiah Bartlet