- Minya: [Minya is playing with Xena's whip] The rotten thing came back and bit me!
- Xena: You gotta be careful with it. What are you doing with my whip, anyway?
- Minya: It isn't your whip, anymore. I traded my best frying pan for it, fair and square.
- Gabrielle: Look, we have to cook our food. I am still waiting for the fish I had for lunch to stop brying to swim upstream!
- Xena: No, this isn't about cooking, is it?
- Gabrielle: I don't know what you're talking about.
- Xena: I messed with your scroll, so you... You traded my whip for a frying pan? I want it back.
- Minya: No! It belongs to me! You don't get that concept very well, do you? The whip is mine. The frying pan's yours. Hower is mine! She's yours.
- Gabrielle: [Referring to a man who is leading Xena and Gabrielle to his village to for them to protect] Another one's fallen for you.
- Xena: Again? Why does this always happen?
- Gabrielle: It's the blue eyes, the leather. Some guys just love leather.
- Xena: I think a wardrobe change is in order.
- Gabrielle: You could wear chain mail.
- Xena: Yeah, but I think that'd just attract a kinkier group.
- Gabrielle: Xena, you know, you should have asked for instructions while you had the pinch on that guy.
- Xena: Well, you were there. why didn't you ask him?
- Gabrielle: Oh, like you would want me to butt in on one of your pinch interrogations.
- Xena: Why not? You ask good questions.
- Gabrielle: Really? Thank you.
- [she giggles happily]
- Gabrielle: [Gabrielle swings her staff at Xena's face however Xena catches it mere centimetres from her nose] Ah, I almost got you that time.
- Xena: No you didn't.
- Gabrielle: What are you talking about? I was *this close*.
- Xena: You were *this close* because I let you get this close.
- Gabrielle: We'll see.