Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)

Chakram (1999)

Ted Raimi: Joxer

Quotes 

• Joxer : Xena, you know how I feel about Gabrielle?

  Xena : Sure, you love her.

  Joxer : Right. Um, and um, I was kinda hoping that since you guys are such good friends and all, maybe you could give me some tips.

  Xena : Tips?

  Joxer : Yeah, you know, recommendations on how I can tell her. I was thinking maybe I could try the down on my knee approach. Or maybe flowers and gifts. Or I could just club her over the head! Do you see my problem?

  Xena : Yeah, your expectations.

  Joxer : Huh?

  Xena : See, right now it's all about getting a response from her. If you love her, why don't you just tell her? Don't attach any strings to it. Make it unconditional.

  Joxer : Yeah, but what about if I tell her that and she says, "Joxer, what are you thinking?"

  Xena : Joxer, no strings, all right?

  Joxer : No strings. Got it.

  Xena : Course, you could just kiss the girl.

• Joxer : I can't have you dying again and not have you know.

  Gabrielle : Know what?

  Joxer : Oh. Brother, I had this all worked out in my head and now...

  Gabrielle : Please, will you hurry? Please.

  Joxer : I love you. I'm in love with you.

• Joxer : I just wanted to let you know.