Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)

Hooves and Harlots (1995)

Lucy Lawless: Xena

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Quotes 

• Gabrielle : [Gabrielle shows Xena a long stick]  It's a walking stick. It's very useful. You can walk with it, you can lean on it, if you need a rest and you can kill nasty little critters if you wanna lie down. Yeah. It's got a good feel!

  Xena : Let me look at this.

  [Xena takes the stick and shows off] 

  Xena : Hmm... not bad!

  Gabrielle : Or you could that, yeah!

• Xena : [being caught in Amazon territory]  We'd like safe passage through your hunting grounds.

  Terreis : My name is Terreis. You know the Amazon ways and yet, you're not one of us.

  [turns to Gabrielle] 

  Terreis : And you're *really* not one of us!

  Gabrielle : Hey, don't judge a scroll by its paper!

• Xena : [as Ephiny stares at Xena]  Something about me you find interesting?

  Ephiny : Yes.

  Xena : Wanna tell me?

  Ephiny : No.

  Xena : Then stop starin' at me before I take your eyes out!

• Xena : Making war is simple. Making peace is never easy. If it was, everyone would do it.

• Gabrielle : What do you think of this one?

  Xena : It's lovely. What's it for?

  Gabrielle : It's a walking stick. It's very useful. You can walk with it; you can lean on it, if you need a rest. And, you can kill nasty little critters if you wanna lie down. Yeah. It's got a good feel.

  Xena : Let me look at this.

  [Xena swings the stick around] 

  Xena : Hmm! Not bad.