Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)

Looking Death in the Eye (2000)

Jason Hoyte: Hephaestus

Quotes 

• Xena : So you're the God of Arts and Crafts. What do you do for a hobby?

  Hephaestus : Help my family kill your child by first killing you, Xena.

  Xena : No, that's a perversion, not a hobby.

• Athena : First there was Eli. The masses adored him and the message he conveyed. You killed him.

  Ares, God of War : Again with the Eli. He had to die, Sis. How many times do I have-?

  Athena : His death sparked the uprising against us that Xena capitalized on at Amphipolis, where you chose to fight at her side I might add. What's left to come?

  Hephaestus : Athena, Xena took Celesta.

  Ares, God of War : Well, I guess you got your answer.

• [Xena watches as Hephaestus make a helmet] 

  Xena : So you're the god of arts and crafts...

  [Xena backflips into the cave] 

  Xena : ... what do you do for a hobby?

  Hephaestus : Help my family kill your child by first killing you, Xena.

  Xena : No, that's a perversion--not a hobby.