Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)

Return of Callisto (1996)

Hudson Leick: Callisto

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• Callisto : I never drink intoxicants, Theodorus. I like to experience life in all its agonizing glory. I don't want to dull the sensation for a second.

• Callisto : [Xena and Callisto have fallen into quick sound]  We're both going to die Xena!... How wonderful, we can spend the rest of eternity in Tartarus together.

  Xena : ...Always the optimist.

• Callisto : You're not falling in love with me, are you?

  Theodorus : ...Well what if I was?

  Callisto : I'd have to kill you. Love is a trick that nature plays to get us to reproduce. I want no part of it.

• Callisto : I say, before I kill you, I'm going to make you squeal like a pig, you fat pathetic piece of dung.

• Callisto : Joxer, the last time I saw you, you wanted to join my army, and now you want to fight me? Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk - I am so disappointed.

  Joxer : Yeah, well I turned good - just like Xena.

  Callisto : Yeah? Well, I haven't.

  Joxer : Oh.

  Callisto : Be a dear, and deliver a message to the good Xena for me - will you?

  Joxer : Sure.

  Callisto : Tell her this. She should have killed me when she had the chance. For every drop of innocent blood I shed, from here on out, is on her hands as well as mine.

  Joxer : Okay.

  Callisto : Good boy. Come!