- Salmoneus: You! That's the little Miss Innocent that got me thrown in here in the first place.
- Xena: She's my friend.
- Salmoneus: She's your friend... she's your friend? You have a friend? What, is she a warrior?
- Gabrielle: Hey, hey, back off! You know, you wouldn't be in here in the first place if you'd kept your hands off my tomatoes.
- Ox, the brigand: Looking for the man of your dreams, darling?
- Xena: Yep.
- [Xena punches him in the gut]
- Xena: You're not him.