The Young Ones (TV Series)
Bomb (1982)
Nigel Planer: Neil, Dino, Fly #2
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Quotes
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Neil : I won't say anything because no one ever listens to me anyway. I might as well be a Leonard Cohen record.
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Mike TheCoolPerson : Twenty-seven minutes and thirty-two seconds in the bathroom and Mike looks fantastic. Unlike the kitchen! Neil, what's this mess?
Neil Pye : Well, it's mostly lentils, but there's some crockery mixed in.
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Neil : [after kettle blows up] It's as if the kettle's killed itself rather than be used by me.
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Right Bleeding Bastard : Where's your toilet?
Neil : Upstairs, just follow your nose.
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Neil : If I had a penny for every time I had to answer the door, I'd have £5.63