The Young Ones (TV Series)
Demolition (1982)
Nigel Planer: Neil
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Quotes
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Neil : [Neil has just spilled an enormous pot of lentils. He calls upstairs] Guys! There's some dinner on the floor, if you want it. If you don't, like, that could also be cool, because, I mean, I only spent all day cooking it, right, and I was the one who got it together to put the lentils on to soak last night, but maybe we should just get a cat, right, and give it to the cat, 'cause it's not as if none of you can be bother-
[peers upstairs]
Neil : - guys?
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Neil : [Neil has decided to kill himself] I'll see you on the Other Side, OK, lads? This is really it. I'm going, OK?
Mike : Yeah, yeah. See ya, Neil.
Vyvyan : Yeah. Bye, Neil.
Neil : [to Mike] And, um, you can forget about the bread, OK, man?
Mike : Hey, listen: it's just like going to sleep.
Neil : But I'm an insomniac, Mike.
Mike : So what are you worried about?
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Neil : I'm being hassled in the street by a chick! Don't make me paranoid, man!
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Neil : [Neil steps out the door and finds Rick tied to a cross] Hey Rick, man! What're you doing with my crucifix, man?
Rick : Protesting!
Neil : Yeah, but I really think I should lay this one on you, man: that's a really negative way to kill yourself, you know, like, I've tried it hundreds of times. There's no way you can hammer in the last nail.