The Young Ones (TV Series)
Flood (1982)
Adrian Edmondson: Vyvyan, Alien Spotter
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Quotes
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[Vyvyan talking about his potion]
Vyvyan : The person who drinks it will become an axe-wielding homicidal maniac, it's a cure really... for not being an axe-wielding homicidal maniac.
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Rick : [pacing around the room] Meringue... Boomerang... Long, blue, boomerang...
Vyvyan : Oh, shut up.
Rick : I'm trying to free form.
Vyvyan : I'm trying to read.
Rick : OH, REALLY! I learned how to do that years ago. And what is it your reading Vyvian? A bit of Petrarchian verse, is it? A little bit of French drama?
Vyvyan : It's called "SS Death Camp Criminal Battalion go to Monte Casino for the Massacre".
Rick : [snatching comic] That's MY bloody comic.
Vyvyan : Give it back.
Rick : No, Vyvyan. It's mine.
[sits down and reads]
Rick : Anyway, there's no point in reading comics, they're stupid. They treat the kids as if they we're... well, you know, kids. Nothing but war in them. War, war bloody war. Why can't they have stories about love and peace?
Vyvyan : Because it's sissy, you girly.
Rick : I'm not being girly, Vyvyian. Longing for a peaceful world is not being girly.
Vyvyan : It is - It's being soppy and very very girly.
Rick : I AM NOT BEING G - Look, this entire discussion is completely sexist anyway and I don't intend to continue it.
[puts head down to read comic]
Rick : but
[looks up again]
Rick : for your information, it is not soppy of me to long for a world where a man will love his brother.
Vyvyan : Poof.
Rick : You're dilibratelly trying to provoke me aren't you?
Vyvyan : Yeah.
Rick : For one man to love another, Vyvyan, is not poofy. It's actually very beautiful. It's only when they start touching each others bottoms that it gets poofy.
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Neil : It was getting really hot. Then I thought oh no, I should have put out that sociology file that was burning on Rick's bed.
Vyvyan : Yeah, I did that. Trying to make Rick think I was hiding in his bedroom.
Neil : What? You set fire to Rick's bedroom? I think that's a really selfish thing to do Vyvyan. I was hiding in there - you could have given me away!
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Rick : All I'm saying is that this comic is reactionary militarist pamphlet, all they ever do is fight all the time!
Vyvyan : And what's so wrong with that? I suppose you think we should all go around touching each others bottoms. "Dan Dare touches The Mekons bottom". Exciting new story: "Batman gooses The Jokers crack"!
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Vyvyan : It's a potion I've invented where, when the patient drinks it, he turns in an axe-wielding homicidal maniac! It's basically a cure - for not being an axe-wielding homicidal maniac. The potential market's enormous!