- Mashy, the Pup: [a squashed dog rises up off the road with a pronounced tire mark across its front] Hi, kids! I'm Mashy, the pup!
- Elwy and the Tree Weasels: Writhe a little closer now!
- [chorus echoes]
- Elwy and the Tree Weasels: Drop to the floor!
- [chorus echoes]
- Elwy and the Tree Weasels: Twitch real crazy now! Twitch and writhe Twitch and writhe Watch me twitch - Hey! Hop on your tongue!
- [chorus echoes]
- Elwy and the Tree Weasels: Have some fun!
- [chorus echoes]
- Elwy and the Tree Weasels: You're my number one!
- [you're number one]
- Elwy and the Tree Weasels: Twitch and writhe Twitch and writhe Watch me writhe - Hey!