"The Office" The Carpet (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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Quotes 

  • Michael Scott : I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I'm talking about.

    Stanley : That's not what a hate crime is.

    Michael Scott : Well, I hated it, a lot, okay.

  • Michael Scott : Do you remember Ed Truck?

    Creed : Sure. He hired me. How's he doing?

    Michael Scott : How would I know?

    Creed : I thought you might.

    Michael Scott : My biggest fear is turning into him.

    Creed : Michael, you should have much bigger fears than that.

    Michael Scott : I wasn't talking literally, Creed. Yeah, being buried alive would be worse. Happy? Why am I talking to you?

  • Michael Scott : I swore to myself that if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh when they saw me coming, and would applaud as I walked away.

  • Michael Scott : Why would somebody ruin a perfectly good carpet? I don't know. It could be done out of hate. It could be done out of love. It could be completely neutral. Maybe somebody hates the cleaning lady. And, well, she doesn't do a very good job, obviously, because my office still reeks like you would not believe. I hate her.

  • Michael Scott : Last week I would've given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would've reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now, no. I don't have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, "Uh, no. I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney."

  • Michael Scott : Another time, Packer held this guys head in the toilet for like a minute. The guy had no sense of humor about it. Probably why he wasn't hired.

  • Michael Scott : You know what? I am beginning to think that what happened to my carpet was an act of terrorism against the office. The only thing that makes any sense.

  • Michael Scott : You know what? If the guilty person would just come forward and take their punishment, we'd be done.

    [Everyone looks around at each other] 

    Michael Scott : Very well, then you're all punished.

    Pam Beesley : What's our punishment?

    Michael Scott : You're all in time-out. Just sit there quietly.

    [Phyllis' phone rings and she starts to answer it] 

    Michael Scott : No, no.

  • Michael Scott : I am a big "Fear Factor" fan. I'm a big fan of anything Joe Rogan does, actually. So this is sort of like my audition tape.

  • Michael Scott : I am Pam.

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